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> THE RESUME OF JESUS CHRIST
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> Address: Ephesians 1:20
> Phone: Romans 10:13
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> Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
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> Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my
> resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart.
> Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
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> Qualifications
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> * I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
> * I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
> * I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
> * I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
> * The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through
> me, (See Galatians 3:14)
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> Occupational Background
> * I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
> * I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
> * My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
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> Skills Work Experiences
> * Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to
> be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free,
> healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty
> them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
> * I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me
> shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
> * Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse
> you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
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> Educational Background
> * I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and
> understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
> * In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See
> Colossians 2:3).
> * My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto
> your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
> * I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms
> 44:21).
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> Major Accomplishments
> * I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all
> times, (See Genesis 1:26).
> * I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
> * I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them
> openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
> * I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
> * There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here.
> You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the
> BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my
> website.
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> References
> * Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings,
> salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
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> In Summation
> Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only
> candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart.
> In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6),
> and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start?
> Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).
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> Send this resume to everyone you know,! you never know who may have an
> opening! Thanks for your help and may God bless you!
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> -- Author Unknown
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