Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Fw: [E-Mail Ministry] The Resume of Jesus Christ - E-Mail Ministry

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> Address: Ephesians 1:20
> Phone: Romans 10:13
> Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
> Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my
> resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart.
> Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
> Qualifications
> * I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
> * I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
> * I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
> * I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
> * The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through
> me, (See Galatians 3:14)
> Occupational Background
> * I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
> * I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
> * My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
> Skills Work Experiences
> * Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to
> be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free,
> healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty
> them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
> * I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me
> shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
> * Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse
> you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
> Educational Background
> * I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and
> understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
> * In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See
> Colossians 2:3).
> * My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto
> your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
> * I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms
> 44:21).
> Major Accomplishments
> * I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all
> times, (See Genesis 1:26).
> * I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
> * I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them
> openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
> * I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
> * There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here.
> You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the
> BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my
> website.
> References
> * Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings,
> salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
> In Summation
> Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only
> candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart.
> In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6),
> and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start?
> Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).
> Send this resume to everyone you know,! you never know who may have an
> opening! Thanks for your help and may God bless you!
> -- Author Unknown
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Thursday, September 08, 2005

PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so glad to be able to tell you that baby Selena came home from the hospital Tuesday evening!!  She does have a small hole in her heart but the doctors are not going to do surgery.  They want to check her out in a couple of months to see if the hole is closing up and then go from there.  Thank you all for your prayers!  I just KNEW that God would work a miracle in this situation!!  Please continue to remember Selena, her mom Annie, and her dad Allidio in your prayers.  THANK YOU JESUS FOR YOUR HEALING POWER AND FOR ANSWERING PRAYERS!

Monday, September 05, 2005

Update on Selena

I just wanted to give you all an update on Annie's baby, Selena: 
They found out Selena has a hole in her heart and that is what is causing the problems.  They are running more tests to determine the size of the hole so they will know whether they can treat it with medicine or if they will have to do open heart surgery.  So please keep praying!  Thank you and God bless!

Friday, September 02, 2005

God Still Answers Prayer

I am very pleased to let you all know that my friend Judy was able to get in touch with her mom and sister this morning and they are doing fine!!!  She called today to let us know.  Thank you all so much for your prayers.  Please remember to keep all the other victims of Hurricane Katrina in your prayers.  And please continue to pray for baby Selena.  They finally got her transferred to Chapel Hill and they are running all kinds of tests.  There is a possibility that she could have spinal meningitis so it is not looking good.  But God has the FINAL word!  So please keep praying!  Thanks again to all of you!

Prayers Answered

Thank you for praying for my friend, Judy.  She got a call from her mother and sister this morning and they are FINE!!  Isn't it amazing what prayer can do??  Please continue to pray for Baby Selena.  I haven't heard anything about her since last night.  Thanks and God bless.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Your prayers are desperately needed!!

I am urging you to read this, pray, and then send it on to everyone you know.  My friend Annie Hernandez has a 7 DAY old newborn daughter named Selena.  Selena has been in the hospital since Sunday night (five days now) because she keeps stopping breathing.  The doctors can't figure out what's wrong with her and it keeps getting worse.  Tonight she had another bad spell (the worst yet) and quit breathing and they had to pound on her little chest to get her to start breathing again.  She is at Alamance Regional right now and they are trying to get her moved to Chapel Hill, but they are having to wait for Chapel Hill to release a bed due to the victims of Hurricane Katrina that are being brought up here.  Literally, this is a life and death situation.  I am asking each and every one of you to please pray for little Selena.  Only God can heal her and make her better.  Please pray.  Thank you.

Prayer for my friend

My friend Judy Myers called me today and asked me to tell everyone to pray.  Her mom and her sister live in Mississippi and she has not been able to get in contact with them since Sunday due to the awful destruction caused by Hurricane Katrina.  Please pray that she will find them alive and unharmed.