Saturday, August 27, 2005
Debbie…you always have my prayers…please take care of yourself…remember the body is also a church body. teresa
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Subject: Urgent Prayer Request
CALLING ALL PRAYER WARRIORS:
Please pray for my good friend, Debbie. She has breathing problems and she is very sick right now. She can't quit coughing and she is really scared. She has made several trips to the doctor and hospital over the last few weeks but they just give her more medicine (that doesn't help!) and send her back home. She is in need of prayer. Please help me pray that God would heal her. And please pass this on to anyone you know that can get a prayer through!!! I am expecting a miracle! Thanks and God bless!
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Two Women Arriving In Heaven
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing
stories on how they died:
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible.
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through
every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I
had looked every where, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both
still be alive.
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
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Thursday, August 11, 2005
My brother's girlfriend, Alyse, sent this to me. I thought it was too good
not to share it!! Hope you enjoy!
Important Recall Notice
Regardless of make or year, all units known as "human beings" are being
recalled by the Manufacturer. This is due to a malfunction in the original
prototype units code named "Adam" and "Eve", resulting in the reproduction
of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect is technically
termed, "Serious Internal Non-morality," but more commonly known as "SIN."
Some of the symptoms of the SIN defect: [a] Loss of direction [b] Lack of
peace and joy [c] Depression [d] Foul vocal emissions [e] Selfishness [f]
Ingratitude [g] Fearfulness [h] Rebellion [i] Jealousy
The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized repair service free of
charge to correct the SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus Christ,
has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering
of these repairs.
To repeat, there is no fee required. The number to call for repair in all
areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload the burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Christ,
the heart component of the human unit.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Christ will replace it with:
[a] Love [b] Joy [c] Peace [d] Kindness [e] Goodness [f] Faithfulness [g]
Gentleness [h] Patience [i] Self-control
Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use
of these fixes.
As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired
units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from the
Maintenance Technician, the Holy Ghost. Repaired units need only make Him
welcome and He will take up residence on the premises.
WARNING: Continuing to operate a human being unit without corrections voids
the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list, and will ultimately result in the human unit
Thank you for your immediate attention.
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
PLEASE PRAY FOR MY SISTER IN LAW AND BROTHER IN LAW THEIR 26 YR OLD DAUGHTER FELL IN TO A POOL ON SATURDAY NIGHT AND DROWNED, THIS GIRL HAS 2 CHILDREN TO RAISE AND SHE IS IN UNC HOSPITALS ON LIFE SUPPOR, SHE HAS NOT MADE NO TURNS FOR GOOD OR BAD SINCE SHE HAS BEEN THERE, SHE HAS GOT PHEWMONIA AND HER LUNGS ARE VERY DAMAGED, WE DONOT KNOW WHAT THE RESULTS ARE GOING TO BE FROM THIS, BUT LET"S JUST PRAY FOR THE FAMILY AND FOR A GOOD RECOVERY FOR CHERYL, GOD HAS TOLD US TO ASK AND WE'D RECIEVE, SO LET"S ALL PRAY THAT HE"LL TOUCH HER BADY AND MAKE HER WHOLE AGAIN, ALSO PRAY FOR HER 2 SMALL CHILDREN THEY NEED THEIR MOM AND WE AREN'T READY TO LOSE HER EITHER, PLEASE PRAY FOR THAT FAMILY GOD BLESS ALL..
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
I just got an email from a very close friend of mine. He has diabetes and his blood sugar is very high. It has caused damage to the backs of his eyes and on his left eye there is a leak in the retina. He has to go to a specialist tomorrow and he said he had to admit he was a little scared. He is a good Christian man. Please remember him in prayer that God would touch him and heal him. Thanks.
Friday, August 05, 2005
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