Wednesday, October 18, 2006

**There's Been A Recall **


The Maker of All, Human Beings is Recalling All Units Manufactured,Regardless
of Make or Year, Due to a Serious Defect in the Primary and Central Component
of the Heart.

This is due to a Malfunction in the Original Prototype Units Code Named Adam
and Eve, resulting in the Reproduction of the same Defect in All Subsequent

This Defect has been Technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality,"
or more Commonly known as S.I.N., as it is Primarily Expressed.

Some other Symptoms include:
1.  Loss of direction
2.  Foul vocal emissions
3.  Amnesia of origin
4.  Lack of Peace and Joy
5.  Selfish or Violent behavior
6.Depression or Confusion in the Mental Component 

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this
SIN defect.

The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most Generously offered to Bear the Entire
Burden of the Staggering Cost of these Repairs. There is no Additional Fee

The number to call for Repair in all Areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R

Once connected, please upload your BURDEN of SIN through the REPENTANCE
PROCEDURE.  Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into
the Heart Component.

No matter how Big or Small the "SIN Defect" is, Jesus will replace it with:

9.Self control

Please see the operating manual, the {B.I.B.L.E.} (Basic Instructions
Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these Fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids
any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too
numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

For Free Emergency Service, Call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this Recall action will have to
be scrapped in the furnace.

The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent
contamination of that facility.

Thank You For Your Attention!

Please Assist where possible by Notifying others of this Important Recall
Notice, And You May Contact the Father at any Time, By "Knee Mail".


Live Simply. Love Generously.
Care Deeply. Speak Kindly.
Leave the rest to God.




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