Monday, April 02, 2007

Fw: GOD and Science

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need

you anymore.
Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In
other words,
we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the
likeness of
You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting . Show Me. "

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts GOD

( I love this )

"Get your own dirt."

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